i'm not dead!
Six weeks between posts is quite a long time! I actually meant to post about two weeks ago, I had this amazing dream and all these wonderful ideas flowing, but I didn't get to my keyboard in time to type it up.
Anyways, I've been on a rollercoaster lately. Last week, I was practically bored to tears at work. I literally had nothing to do, I was completely caught up and I thought even ahead. Then this week is complete chaos. I didn't even eat lunch two days, I stayed late Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Nonstop running around. Then yesterday I crashed. I got this weird stomachache where I could barely sit up straight. I began feeling feverish. Then later my throat started hurting. I came home early and went to bed at 7pm. When I woke up this morning, I still felt awful. My sinuses decided to join in the fun and I was so congested my ears throbbed. I went in to wrap up a couple odds and ends, then I came right back home and slept again.
However, I'm awake now. I started worrying my malaise was caused by something in my house, because it kind of felt like an exponentially uncomfortable allergy attack. I look in my refrigerator and almost vomit because it is so dirty. I don't really focus on the refrigerator very often because my fiance does most of the cooking and I obtain the rest of my meals outside our home. So I cleaned that bitch up. It was soooo gross. For good measure, I cleaned the microwave and oven, too. I am planning to tackle the rest of the house tomorrow, though the kitchen was probably the hardest part. I preen in both bathrooms quite a bit so they don't really have the chance to get disgusting. Chores excite me.
What doesn't excite me is returning shit. It is a necessary evil, though. Our beloved puppy decided to chew some furniture. I went straight to PetSmart and bought two types of pet deterrent spray - one for no chewing and one for staying off the furniture. She jumped right onto one of the chairs I doused with the stay off spray. And she sniffed the no chew areas with interest so it is all going back. I'll just have to beat her the old fashioned way if she does it again. I can't believe their nerve to even sell it in the first place. It is probably just bottled water. Con artists! I also have to return items to Macy's and Amazon. That should be a blast. I am even being trifling and returning something to the grocery store because they rang it up incorrectly and I want my money back, dammit. Yeah, it is an extra errand for me, but they need to learn a lesson. I'm not the type of consumer to fuck with. When I'm not satisfied, it won't be a keeper.
This tendency is going to make or break me with the wedding. There are SO many things that can go wrong. I'm making myself crazy stressing about it all. I have various grooming appointments I need to stay on top of if I want to look flawless the day of. I have to purchase gifts for key people. The wedding coordinators are getting on my nerves a little. Is it too late to elope? I haven't gone to the gym all week and I feel like a slob. I also feel like I've had 2 weeks of PMS. I'd certainly be getting more rest if I were dead.
Anyways, I've been on a rollercoaster lately. Last week, I was practically bored to tears at work. I literally had nothing to do, I was completely caught up and I thought even ahead. Then this week is complete chaos. I didn't even eat lunch two days, I stayed late Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Nonstop running around. Then yesterday I crashed. I got this weird stomachache where I could barely sit up straight. I began feeling feverish. Then later my throat started hurting. I came home early and went to bed at 7pm. When I woke up this morning, I still felt awful. My sinuses decided to join in the fun and I was so congested my ears throbbed. I went in to wrap up a couple odds and ends, then I came right back home and slept again.
However, I'm awake now. I started worrying my malaise was caused by something in my house, because it kind of felt like an exponentially uncomfortable allergy attack. I look in my refrigerator and almost vomit because it is so dirty. I don't really focus on the refrigerator very often because my fiance does most of the cooking and I obtain the rest of my meals outside our home. So I cleaned that bitch up. It was soooo gross. For good measure, I cleaned the microwave and oven, too. I am planning to tackle the rest of the house tomorrow, though the kitchen was probably the hardest part. I preen in both bathrooms quite a bit so they don't really have the chance to get disgusting. Chores excite me.
What doesn't excite me is returning shit. It is a necessary evil, though. Our beloved puppy decided to chew some furniture. I went straight to PetSmart and bought two types of pet deterrent spray - one for no chewing and one for staying off the furniture. She jumped right onto one of the chairs I doused with the stay off spray. And she sniffed the no chew areas with interest so it is all going back. I'll just have to beat her the old fashioned way if she does it again. I can't believe their nerve to even sell it in the first place. It is probably just bottled water. Con artists! I also have to return items to Macy's and Amazon. That should be a blast. I am even being trifling and returning something to the grocery store because they rang it up incorrectly and I want my money back, dammit. Yeah, it is an extra errand for me, but they need to learn a lesson. I'm not the type of consumer to fuck with. When I'm not satisfied, it won't be a keeper.
This tendency is going to make or break me with the wedding. There are SO many things that can go wrong. I'm making myself crazy stressing about it all. I have various grooming appointments I need to stay on top of if I want to look flawless the day of. I have to purchase gifts for key people. The wedding coordinators are getting on my nerves a little. Is it too late to elope? I haven't gone to the gym all week and I feel like a slob. I also feel like I've had 2 weeks of PMS. I'd certainly be getting more rest if I were dead.
