well rested
Have you ever gone to sleep so early that you wake up at an obscene hour and it feels like you have insomnia and have stayed up all night anyways? My stupid gym doesn't open until 8am and by then I felt like I had already been up a long time and wasn't motivated to go. Besides, PowerGirls comes on MTV in under half an hour and I have leftover pizza I need to consume before it is overtaken with microscopic yeasts and whatnot.
Yesterday I was incredibly productive early in the morning but it all fizzled out by mid-afternoon. Our realtor started being an asshole and it completely ruined my mellowing. Even reading "how to snap out of a bad mood" in my most recent Allure (with Britney on the cover) didn't help. Also, I experienced some sort of food/drink bourne illness, which is probably TMI but it happened and it definitely wasn't fun. I wish my system were a little hardier. When I was a teenager I could drink like a fish but I got major food poisoning twice (once at cheerleading camp and once at a school sponsored event). Nowadays even a couple drinks can leave me feeling queasy, too much espresso upsets my stomach, and I seem to have developed an aversion to brownies (though that might be good news for my posterior region, and I only eat brownies once in a blue moon).
Today I'm debating whether I should get back on track or continue to laze around. I am considering driving to see my parents as well and spending the night with them to celebrate Easter tomorrow, but I don't know if I can make it through a sunrise service and mini-high school reunion (my hometown is so small, it combines several churches and has one sunrise service). I hate to rely on unladylike excuses but I do feel hideous thanks to an impending visit from Aunt Flo. I want to bludgeon my tv when I see and hear that Sarah Jessica Parker GAP commercial where she prances around and sings about how much she loves being a girl. Maybe I should stay home. LoL. Or limit my contact with the outside world to petting cute puppies I encounter on my solo cardio circuit later.
Yesterday I was incredibly productive early in the morning but it all fizzled out by mid-afternoon. Our realtor started being an asshole and it completely ruined my mellowing. Even reading "how to snap out of a bad mood" in my most recent Allure (with Britney on the cover) didn't help. Also, I experienced some sort of food/drink bourne illness, which is probably TMI but it happened and it definitely wasn't fun. I wish my system were a little hardier. When I was a teenager I could drink like a fish but I got major food poisoning twice (once at cheerleading camp and once at a school sponsored event). Nowadays even a couple drinks can leave me feeling queasy, too much espresso upsets my stomach, and I seem to have developed an aversion to brownies (though that might be good news for my posterior region, and I only eat brownies once in a blue moon).
Today I'm debating whether I should get back on track or continue to laze around. I am considering driving to see my parents as well and spending the night with them to celebrate Easter tomorrow, but I don't know if I can make it through a sunrise service and mini-high school reunion (my hometown is so small, it combines several churches and has one sunrise service). I hate to rely on unladylike excuses but I do feel hideous thanks to an impending visit from Aunt Flo. I want to bludgeon my tv when I see and hear that Sarah Jessica Parker GAP commercial where she prances around and sings about how much she loves being a girl. Maybe I should stay home. LoL. Or limit my contact with the outside world to petting cute puppies I encounter on my solo cardio circuit later.
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