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An elderly man turns to his wife and asks if she has ever cheated on him.
"I love you," she says, "but I must confess. I've been unfaithful to you three times."
"What?!" yells her husband. "When?!"
"The first time was when we were denied a mortgage," she explains. "I went to see the banker, and persuaded him to give us a loan."
"The second time you were ill and we had no insurance to cover the medical bills," she says. "I went to the doctor and convinced him to treat you for free."
"And what about the third time?" the husband demands.
"Remember when you ran for mayor," the wife begins, "and you were behind by 300 votes?"
Joke courtesy of my boyfriend's issue of Maxim
"I love you," she says, "but I must confess. I've been unfaithful to you three times."
"What?!" yells her husband. "When?!"
"The first time was when we were denied a mortgage," she explains. "I went to see the banker, and persuaded him to give us a loan."
"The second time you were ill and we had no insurance to cover the medical bills," she says. "I went to the doctor and convinced him to treat you for free."
"And what about the third time?" the husband demands.
"Remember when you ran for mayor," the wife begins, "and you were behind by 300 votes?"
Joke courtesy of my boyfriend's issue of Maxim
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