eau de ewwww
Dear Ladies Who Get Ready in my Gym's Locker-room,
While I'm sure you all think you smell fresh as a daisy, you don't. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your collective fragrances make me gag. There is literally a haze in the air from your various offensive scents. Though the cloud of Aussie Scrunch Spray takes me back to my middle school years, I still consider it air pollution. Plus it doesn't do much for your hair except make it look shellacked and smell strongly of faux grapes. Invest in better hair product(s), please. And know that you don't have to pile it on, haven't you ever heard the phrase "less is more"? If you're leaving a trail in your wake that assaults my olfactory senses, you might want to tone it down a notch. Plenty of lovely, subtle perfumes and beauty products are out there - and if you can afford a gym membership, you probably have room in your budget to spring for some. Just a thought!
Sincerely,
fabdiva
While I'm sure you all think you smell fresh as a daisy, you don't. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your collective fragrances make me gag. There is literally a haze in the air from your various offensive scents. Though the cloud of Aussie Scrunch Spray takes me back to my middle school years, I still consider it air pollution. Plus it doesn't do much for your hair except make it look shellacked and smell strongly of faux grapes. Invest in better hair product(s), please. And know that you don't have to pile it on, haven't you ever heard the phrase "less is more"? If you're leaving a trail in your wake that assaults my olfactory senses, you might want to tone it down a notch. Plenty of lovely, subtle perfumes and beauty products are out there - and if you can afford a gym membership, you probably have room in your budget to spring for some. Just a thought!
Sincerely,
fabdiva
1 Comments:
I love the ones who put that crap on BEFORE their workouts, so as they sweat (as some of them actually do ... the rare few who work out hard enough for this to happen), they exude whatever revolting scent they applied. The ones that make me wretch the most are BABY MAGIC (yes, on a grown woman) and COCONUT. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.
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